ignitionremix:

lorde got famous in like two days that’s what’s going to happen to me when I finally get my mariachi band together

(via zackisontumblr)

scenicroutes:

micheledesanta:

jacksonolantern:

chickensandwich:

pizzaforpresident:

i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

i’m telling grandpa salami that you were talking shit

this is some white nonsense 

y’all know that different languages exist right

"weird names for grandparents, like babooshka"

so, like, literally, the russian word for “grandmother”

(Source: rhyse, via terrorkion)

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

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georgia-dream:

if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.

if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.

(via c0splai)

passion:

started from the bottom and i was somehow able to get lower

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kitkatkatee:

i have some cute ass villagers

(via terrorkion)

youtubeofficial:

one time when i was seven i woke up early to put the left over waffle batter in the waffle iron and i tried cooking it but it just started smelling bad and started melting and i was like what???? and my parents came down stairs and were like what is that smell??? and i said im making waffles the batter was in the fridge and they were like thats mayonnaise

(via huggedhemmo)

unimpressedlittlegirl:

Best friend was feelin’ sad so I made her some brownies 😏

unimpressedlittlegirl:

Best friend was feelin’ sad so I made her some brownies 😏

(via belledudette)

holly-draws-skeletons:

Hey! I made a spooky ghost for you guys! 
It’s transparent!

holly-draws-skeletons:

Hey! I made a spooky ghost for you guys! 

It’s transparent!

(via huggedhemmo)

(Source: shouldnt, via officerrjenni)