guy:

dinosaurs didn’t follow my blog and now they’re extinct

coincidence??? i think not

(Source: guy, via belledudette)

woodmeat:

what? how much do i love you? 

how much sand is on the beach? a gotdamn lot right? how all that sand get on beaches? what is sand forreal like its clean dirt forreal. wtf is a beach too this shit wild to think about. baby where you going

(via swagmcdaddy)

blackqualad:

when alien races only have two genders. when those two genders are male and female. when that alien race adheres to the human gender binary. when female aliens have breasts. when alien races look exactly like humans except maybe they’re orange or purple 

image

(Source: artemiiiiis, via erlkonigstochter)

shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

(via swagmcdaddy)

theanti90smovement:

very small dog? puppy

very big dog? puppy

very young dog? puppy

very old dog? puppy

puppy? puppy

(via swagmcdaddy)

dominospizzadelivery:

Drake playing GTA V like

dominospizzadelivery:

Drake playing GTA V like

(Source: htown2289, via clannyphantom)

"Because lying to your kids about sex helps nobody. Telling them that sex is “only between mommies and daddies” is a lie that leads to confused, hormone charged teenagers. Telling them that sex is “only something that happens when two people love each other very much” is a lie that causes hormone charged teenagers to confuse “love” with “lust,” or “obsession.” It leads to leaps of logic like, “If I have sex with them, we must be in love.” Or worse- “If I love them, I have to have sex with them.” And how many teenage tragedies are based on that misconception?"

Lea Grover, "We Don’t Play With Our Vulvas At The Table" (via lilbigthighs)

(Source: themindislimitless, via thepacificrimjob)

m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

(Source: 4gifs, via belledudette)

andrewbelami:

prasejeebus:

These jokes are getting out of hand

goodbye

andrewbelami:

prasejeebus:

These jokes are getting out of hand

goodbye

(via vvankinq)

speedbikes:

Me and the TARDIS!!!!! I love Dr. Who!!!!!

speedbikes:

Me and the TARDIS!!!!! I love Dr. Who!!!!!

(via swagmcdaddy)